"This season, whether you are decking the halls, lighting the menorah or celebrating Chrismakkuh by spinning the dreidel under the Christmas tree, there is a Jones Soda flavor for you!
The Chanukah flavors are Latke Soda, Apple Sauce Soda, Chocolate Coins Soda and Jelly Doughnut Soda.
The Christmas flavors include Christmas Ham Soda, Christmas Tree Soda, Egg Nog Soda and Sugar Plum Soda.
That both holiday sets are "certified kosher," including the Christmas Ham Soda?
Or that the Chanukah set contains one "completely functional dreidel"?
(Of course, you insist on spinning your dreidels under the Christmas tree, it's no wonder you've got dreidel malfunction. Mixing mojos leads to bad juju -- or is it JewJew?).
I first saw this posted on Jewschool.com · 11/10/07