OK, it's not as good as the Gilligan's Island performance of Hamlet to the music from Bizet's Carmen, but then what is ("Neither a lender nor a borrower be / do not forget, stay out of debt.")?
But HAMLET, as told in a Facebook News Feed by Sarah Schmelling on McSweeney's runs a close second (hattip to Margi Herwald Zitelli).
Some of my favorite lines:
Read the whole thing at McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition).